If you still need a pick-up line for Valentine's Day, Sam can help you there.
In other news, lately I'm obsessed with raccoons. Partly I blame paperbackwriter. Let me explain. I found this.
Which clearly is Jensen nesting on Valentine's Day. And he has cravings, so Jared his faithful mate runs out to get Jensen what he wants.
Just some ridiculous, cracky raccoon fic. You see what I did there ephermeralk? NO cocks!
And did you know that raccoon babies cover their eyes when they're scared? SO CUTE!
The following slightly nsfw gif (not really, no body parts below the waist are shown) is for sleepypercy :D mmmmmhmm :P
[inspiration for percy]
P.S. Thank you for the Rabbit in Love ♥
Okay, I'M DONE! *runs away in search for more cookies*